My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
