I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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