What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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