..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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