I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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