i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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