I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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