well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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