I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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