This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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