She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We need to get me chipped asap
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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