you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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