Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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