they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You can't motorboat a personality
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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