I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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