distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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