Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This house was built for laser tag.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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