just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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