Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Still dying that you shit outside
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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