They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Boobs are out for the taking
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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