Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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