He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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