I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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