He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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