Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
dude. I can hear the air.
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