I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
its not stalking. its research.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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