life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Is Oprah even human
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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