In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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