Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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