I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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