U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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