: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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