Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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