also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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