I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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