Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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