he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Are we still banned from the library?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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