Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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