Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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