"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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