I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I need to sanitize my soul.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize