I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Randomize
