i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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