Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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