i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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