I'm lost and stupid without you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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