she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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