My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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