But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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