You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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