Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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