Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I will pee on everything he values.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,