oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy