wake up i wanna do it froggy style
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one