is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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